What you wear
Clothes, watches, cologne, glasses, the haircut you've had since 2009. The surface layer, handled properly and permanently.
I've had money for a long time, and I've spent that time surrounded by men who have it too. Most of them look like pure shit. They drive stupid cars. Wear stupid watches. Most importantly they look like total idiots with no class. I fix that. And I'm offering more than just clothes — from what golf clubs to play and which clubs to play at, to cologne, to finding you a house that doesn't suck.
Book the first hour $1,000You own a pair of Loro Piana Summer Walks and you were about to bring them up. This service is for you.
You have no idea what Summer Walks are. This service is urgently for you.
You're now quietly wondering which one you are. That's the healthiest thought you've had about any of this in years.
And don't misunderstand me. It gets much, much worse than loafers. I've seen things.
Clothes are the easy part, and they're where everyone else stops. From the golf clubs to cologne to finding you a house that doesn't suck — I'm interested in every decision that tells people who you are before you've opened your mouth.
Clothes, watches, cologne, glasses, the haircut you've had since 2009. The surface layer, handled properly and permanently.
Cars. Golf clubs. The bag you carry it all in. Equipment gets seen, judged, and remembered, and most men choose it badly.
Finding you a house that doesn't suck, and sorting out what goes inside it. The single largest style decision most men make, and usually the most rushed.
Where you're travelling and, more importantly, where you should be instead. Please don't tell me you just had a blast in Mykonos.
We get to know each other, I find out what you're actually trying to become, and you find out whether you can stand me.
After that I write you a proposal. What it costs from there depends entirely on what you want — a single shopping order and a full rebuild are not the same animal, and I'm not going to pretend they are.
Remote to start. In person by request, once we've done the first hour.
Book the first hour $1,000That's deliberate. If you're looking for testimonials, before-and-afters, and a list of names, what you're really doing is deciding whether the thousand dollars is safe.
If you're wealthy and you'd rather not spend money on this, good for you. That's probably the smarter play. Carry on, sincerely. But if the cash is flowing and it's burning a hole in your pocket, I'd rather it went somewhere useful.
If the $1,000 is the part you're stuck on, this isn't for you, and we've both just saved an hour.
If you already know you want the hour, book it directly. If you'd rather feel it out first, tell me roughly where you're at — a sentence is plenty.
Every enquiry comes straight to me and gets a reply, usually within a day.